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Indefensible - May 2008

Duct Tape Bandit?

May 27th 2008 22:41


If you ever watched the Red Green Show or Macgyver then you know that duct tape can fix just about anything. Too bad duct tape is not going to fix this man's criminal record. Yep, it's true, the duct tape bandit has been sentenced to 10 years behind bars. How did this man get the wonderful nickname of the Duct Tape Bandit? Why is this screwed up?


Well instead of finding a ski mask like your typical criminal, this man decided to wrap copious amounts of duct tape all around his head. ouch! Can you say no eyebrows? Unfortunately for this man the store owner also had a baseball bat wrapped in duct tape to club the dude over the head with. Ok, so he didn't get clubbed with a baseball bat wrapped in duct tape, but that would have been freaking awesome!

So learn from this guys mistakes you budding criminals out there. Go to Wal-mart and buy a ski mask for two bucks. Your eyebrows will thank you. Oh, or you could just not be an idiot, go to college, and make money like a real individual.
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